Monthly Archive for October, 2007

Further proof the Cowboys are dumb

This story is a couple weeks old but you know what? Stories about how dumb the Dallas Cowboys are don’t ever lose their freshness. Here’s what happened: The Dallas Cowboys don’t own the domain name “cowboys.com”, someone else does. Dallas has “DallasCowboys.com”, which of course makes sense but in all likelihood they are losing out on a significant amount of traffic by not having “cowboys.com” as well. . Recently though the domain was put up for sale and the Cowboy’s thought they had it won…except they thought they were buying it for $275 when the real price was $275,000:

Rumors are circulating that the sale for the domain name Cowboys.com will not be moving forward. The domain name brought in a $275,000 bid from a phone-in bidder at the recent TRAFFIC domain live auction in Hollywood, Florida. The bidder had been earlier identified to be a representative from the Dallas Cowboys NFL team. An inside source confirmed with DomainNameNews that the deal began to fall apart over a misunderstanding with the bidder on what the bid of “275? actually meant. It appears the bidder thought they were buying the domain for $275.00 rather than $275,000.

Ah yes, the difference between $275 and $275,000 is, to say the least, quite large. Quite a mix-up. Never fear though dear reader, this story has a happy ending: Some other people ended up paying $370,000 for “cowboys.com” and Dallas had to go home empty-handed. Serves them right.

(via Deadspin)

I guess I can stop wondering what it would be like to have Curt Schilling back in an Orioles uniform in ‘08: he’s listed the 13 teams he’d consider playing for next year and Baltimore doesnt make the cut. (via MLB Trade Rumors)

‘07-’08 Wizards/NBA Preview

The long wait is over: tonight the Wizards kick off their ‘07-’08 season with a trip to Indiana to face the Pacers. I thought I’d go on record with some of my thoughts for the upcoming season.

Things are a bit odd for the Wizards right now; while Gilbert Arenas is getting more attention then ever, the Wizards as a team are kind of being written off. Part of this is do the splashy imports to the Eastern Conference (hello KG, Zach Rudolph and, I guess, Rashard Lewis) and part is because Washington did little to change its own roster. Now some people are saying that a team that had the best record in the East at the All-Star break last year won’t even make the playoffs this year (I’m looking at you Bill Simmons. Indiana better then the Wizards? Are you out of your mind?).

I know I’m a hopeless homer but I like this year’s Wizards team a lot. First, we’ve got one Gilbert Arenas, playing in a contract year. You can basically book on 30 a game from him, with maybe (fingers crossed?) some better D this year? I actually don’t like Brendon Haywood at all but with Eddie Jordan having no choice but to play him with Etan Thomas out I think Haywood does well this year (finally). Butler’s a stud and will continue to be the heart and soul of this team. Jamison….is Jamison. I understand he’s a good guy in the locker room and all but Jamison, to be frank, drives me crazy. Way too many 4-15 nights from him. DeShawn Stevenson is the teams best defender, which isn’t saying much, and I kind of think he loses minutes this year in lineup shuffles.

Our bench should be much improved. We’ve got Darius Songalia for the whole year. Antonio Daniels still looks spry and he and Darius run that pick and roll to perfection. Nick Young adds scoring off the bench (certainly more then Jarvis Hayes did/nt last year), although little D. Rookie forward Dominic McGuire looks like one of those glue guys that every good team has. Don’t really expect much from Roger Mason and Oleksiy Pecherov.

But here’s who really has me excited this year: Andray Blatche. Yeah he’ll hear a lot of prostitution jokes but he’s looked really good in the preseason and I think he’s going to breakout big time this year. With Etan out for the year (barring a miracle) Blatche is going to be getting a lot of time at the 5 backing up Brendon and I think that’s a pretty great fit for him. The great thing about Blatche is that he’s a natural rebounder and a pretty good shot-blocker, two Wizards needs. If Blatche plays the way I think he can this year then that will propel the Wizards in to the upper echelon of NBA teams.

Enough talk. Here’s how I see the season playing out:

Eastern Conference
1. Celtics (Division Winner)
2. Bulls (DW)
3. Wizards (DW)
4. Raptors
5. Detroit
6. Cleveland
7. Orlando
8. New York

Western Conference
1. Suns (DW)
2. Rockets (DW)
3. Denver (DW)
4. Dallas
5. Spurs
6. Utah
7. Memphis
8. Lakers

MVP: Kevin Garnett
Rookie of the Year: Kevin Durant
Most Improved: LaMarcus Aldridge
Coach of the Year: Rick Adelman
6th Man: Leandro Barbosa
Defensive POY: Kevin Garnett

Finals prediction: Rockets over Celtics in 6.

Lots to argue with there I’m sure.

If gambling were legal….

…then I would have the following bets in play tonight

1. Wizards, -2.5
2. Bulls, +2.5
3. Sonics/Nuggets, over 216.5

Gilbert for Kobe?

Yesterday I was scrolling through my news aggregator and I stumble upon a post by the guys at DC Sports Report entitled “Kobe to DC?“. Naturally this piqued my interest so I clicked through and the post was centered around a blurb in Sam Smith’s column in the Chicago Tribune.

Here’s what Smith wrote:

Agent Zero going Hollywood?
One general manager on the periphery of the Bryant talks says he believes the “dark horse” to make a deal with the Lakers is the Washington Wizards. The consensus is the Wizards have hit a plateau, but have the star power in Gilbert Arenas to make a deal.

Arenas is talking about opting out of his contract after this season. He’s from Los Angeles and has become a star, one of the league’s highest-scoring players and an engaging personality who would embrace the Hollywood scene. He would meet the Lakers’ demands for an All-Star player if they trade Bryant.

“Watch out for them,” the general manager said, meaning the Wizards.

The Lakers probably would want a power forward, which the Wizards don’t have. The biggest obstacle, though, may be Bryant’s no-trade clause, along with the fact he hasn’t indicated any interest in Washington. Still, with Bryant, Antawn Jamison and Caron Butler, the Wizards would have a three-star set that could match up in the East.

Now Sam Smith is fairly well known for tossing out all sorts of trade rumors, thats basically his whole shtick, so I took that with a grain of salt. But then DC Sports Report updated their post to include a Marc Stein quote from an ESPN.com chat he did:

Real enough that I wouldn’t call it a rumor. Washington’s interest, I’m told, is super genuine. What we don’t know yet is whether Kobe would be amenable to Washington. But the Lakers would be hard-pressed to do better than a package that apparently features Gilbert Arenas and Andray Blatche . . . as long as Gil were willing to agree to extension with his hometown Lakers as opposed to opting out at season’s end.

getting involved in the Kobe Sweepstakes and I’ve since heard that there’s legit smoke here. We’ll have to see what Kobe thinks of sharing a city with the president, since he wields more power than anyone in the NBA with the only active no-trade clause.

Hmmm. Could this be real? I guess they are at least talking about talking about it or something like that right? Now I’m getting a little excited, thinking about possibilities, etc. I love Gilbert as much as the next guy and would hate to see him go…but Kobe in DC? Best player in the league, here? Makes you pause, I’ll tell you that.

Then of course I read in today’s paper that Ernie Grunfield denies it all. Here’s Ernie:

“I don’t normally comment on rumors but there is no truth to this rumor,” Grunfeld said when reached by phone last evening. “We’ve never had any conversations with the Lakers or with anyone else about Gilbert.”

Oh. I guess I didn’t really expect Ernie to say anything differently but still, that kind of kills the fun of considering trade offers, doesnt it? Ivan Carter, WaPo Wizards beat writer extraordinaire, had more on his blog:

(cites Grunfield quote mentioned above) I heard the same from other folks with knowledge of the situation so I really don’t know what to make of Sam’s speculation or similar speculation via Marc Stein at www.espn.com. Now, in terms of Sam, I’ll say this: my man Sam had Kevin Garnett traded to the Bulls around 1,500 times over the last few years. I think he had Iverson moved nearly half as often. That’s Sam’s job: talk to folks around the league and throw out possible trade situations when he hears them. As any reporter will tell you, there are 5,000 “source” rumors for every trade that actually goes down. In the NBA, where many voices are whispering sweet nothings in many an ear, rumor is a way of life.

Here’s why I don’t see a Kobe/Wiz deal going down:

1. Kobe has a no-trade clause, a hefty trade kicker and it appears that his heart is set on Chicago. Now, if something floats out in the next few days that Kobe secretly loves the Redskins, has always wanted to visit Mount Vernon and really digs trips the Smithsonian when visiting the DC, you’ll know that there something is to this rumor. Believe this: Kobe is driving all of this and we’ll all know soon enough if he wants out of LA bad enough to step off the windy city and flirt with chocolate city. Until then, it’s all talk. Now, if Kobe shows up to practice tomorrow wearing a Caron Butler jersey……..

2. Would the Lakers really give up Kobe for a guy who is coming off of knee surgery and can opt out of his deal next summer? Where would that put them in a Western Conference that is top heavy with the Spurs, Suns, Mavs, Nuggets, Jazz and Rockets?

3. I would assume that if the Lakers are doing their jobs, they would demand Andray Blatche in any deal involving Kobe and that isn’t going to happen, not based on the things Blatche showed in preseason. You don’t trade 6-11, 260-pound 21-year olds with that skill set and a five-year contract that is only running you $15 million.
Not in a conference that has LeBron, Luol Deng, Rasheed, KG, Dwight Howard, Chris Bosh, Rashard Lewis, Zach Randolph, Gerald Wallace, Josh Smith and assorted other matchup nightmares lurking in every corner. If Blatche reaches his potential, he gives you a five-tool almost 7-footer who is just scratching the surface. Hard to trade that, even for Kobe.

Now, as we all know, things can change and that’s why the first three months of this season are going to be so interesting. By February, the Wizards should have a feel for where Gilbert is on that knee and have a feel for how the rotation is coming together. If Gilbert does his thing and the big three stay healthy and Blatche continues to come along, the Wiz should be one of the top two or three teams in the East and there would be no reason to blow it all up by trying to land Kobe. Also, we’ll know just how hungry Kobe is to go somewhere.

My educated guess is that the Lakers will sit back, see how Kobe reacts early in the season and evaluate their options come February. I do have a feeling that it’s going to kill him watching KG play with Ray Allen and Paul Pierce. Thing is, KG was put into prison by Kevin McHale while Kobe pretty much did it to himself.

Carter mentions a big sticking point I had in any proposed Arenas for Kobe deal: I love Andray Blatche and consider him close to untouchable. Blatche is going to breakout this year, is signed for the next 5 years at a very reasonable price, and is going to be a 7 foot stud. You can’t involve him in any deal, you just cant. I guess its all moot anyway, which I think is a good thing. But its fun to think about.

After the jump, for no real reason other then I think its interesting, Michael Wilbon’s answers to some questions on this subject in a WaPo Chat House session yesterday.

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Sunday’s 52-7 smashing at the hands of the Patriots is the gift that keeps on giving: Starting CB Carlos Rogers tore his MCL and ACL in the game and will be out for the year. Awesome.

52-7

Soooooooooo. How about that game yesterday huh? Really turned out the way I was hoping. 52-7 and it wasn’t really even that close. Wow. I didnt even see the game live; I was on a flight home from Orlando and had my Dad tape it so I could watch it when I got home. After getting off the plane I made sure to not check my phone for text messages and kept the radio off the whole ride home so I could watch the game fresh. Shouldn’t have bothered.

I originally wrote a long, some what drawn out, piece talking about the game but you know what? Why? I’ll leave it for others (here, here, here for starters) to do a more in-depth analysis; really all I want to talk about is what assholes the Pats are. If you watched the game you know what I’m talking about: going for it on 4th and 1 with the score 38-0. I would like to quote (and agree with) one Jaime Mottram “Hey, Belichick, F— You for Running It Up“. I mean seriously, wtf?

All year I’ve been reading Bill Simmons’ columns and he keeps talking about the “Eff You” touchdown that Pats like to go for in games. Well going for it on 4th and 1 was definitely an “Eff you” play.

Here’s Jason:

Anyone who has a problem with what Bill Belichick is doing, there’s a real simple solution. Just make him stop. Make him punt. Pick off a pass. Do something about it. In the ultimate ubber-macho sport Belichick is letting everyone know each and every week who the Alpha Dog is and how loud he can bark.

I love it. It’s clean and pure. There’s no guessing involved. Belichick won’t talk about. Doesn’t have to. He can utter all the useless jibberish he wants after games, the reality is so glaring he need verbalize it. He’s doing it to you every week.

You know exactly what to expect - going for it on 4th down, throwing TD passes to the linebacker - and you still find yourself beat down by fiddy. Look at it as him doing you favor. He’s going to expose any and all of your flaws on film every Sunday for all to see. He’s taking all the guess work out of it for you; you just have to rebuild your team’s psyche and correct all the mistakes (yikes!).

You don’t have to wonder, like, what the score would be if the Pats really kept pushing in the second half? You don’t have to imagine just how better they are then you. Belichick is telling you. Over 60 minutes you know where you stand. They are going for your throat on every single play and if you’re guard isn’t up you’ll come out looking silly.

I don’t blame him. The idea that he has to show some respect to Coach Joe, or any coach, befuddles me. That’s not how Belichick rolls. It’s missing the point. It’s irrelevant. He doesn’t care who is on the opposite sideline; these are equal opportunity beatdowns. This dude is going after Gibbs 1.0, Bill Walsh, Vince Lombardi. He’s slaying ghosts. He’s chasing history.

And it’s plain as day for all to see. He wants to end any debate about the greatest team in NFL history. He wants to go undefeated, score more points, have the biggest margin of victory and have his quarterback post the single most prolific season in league history. What’s to hate about that? Hell, I’d love to play for the guy.

I would have to say I agree with all of that…but that doesnt stop me from, as an opposing fan, hating them for it. Jason goes on to mention this worry later in his post but sometime soon somebody is going to take a cheap shot at Brady and it could get ugly. When Brady went for the QB sneak on that 4th and 1 I half-expected Sean Taylor to swoop in and remove his head from his body. It hasn’t happened yet but I’m betting something will happen soon and Belichick might live to regret leaving his guys in in a blowout.

Here’s ProFootballTalk.com’s Mike Florio writing for The Sporting News:

This week, it’s even harder to make the case that the Pats didn’t run up the score against the Washington Redskins and Hall of Fame coach Joe Gibbs. Apart from yet another fake-spike play late in the first half, the Patriots amazingly eschewed a field-goal attempt while leading 38-0 with 11 minutes to play and went for it on fourth-and-short from the Redskins’ 7-yard line.

Let’s get this straight. Belichick would have been uncomfortable with a lead of only 41 with 11 minutes to go? Please. The Redskins hadn’t scored a point. Even if the Pats had pulled 11 guys out of the stands to play defense the rest of the way, the gap would not have been closed.

And then, leading 52-7 with less than a minute to play, New England still had numerous starters on the field. That’s simply inexcusable.

Belichick could be telling the rest of the NFL that if a big deal is going to be made out of the Pats breaking a signal-stealing rule that many other teams routinely violate, then Belichick will stay fully within the rules. And obliterate anyone who crosses his path while doing so.

The backlash is going to begin. As the buildup begins to the biggest regular-season game of the year — and possibly ever — the media are going to be probing the question of whether Belichick is bullying the rest of the league.

Again, I get it but I don’t like it. And Belichick is messing with Karma here.

Peter King:

j. I’m pretty sure I know what Joe Gibbs was thinking with 12 minutes left in the fourth quarter and the Patriots up 38-0 driving aggressively for another touchdown. And he wasn’t very happy about it. If FOX was doing its job at the end of this game, some guy in the truck would have had all cameras focus on the interaction between Belichick and Gibbs at midfield. But we never saw it.

It almost makes me sad how pathetic Coach Gibbs looked yesterday. Doesnt make me feel good as a fan, let me tell you that. I hope Coach Gibbs is angry and I hope that inspires him to kick the Jets’ ass.

Notably Randall Godfrey wasn’t exactly pleased:

“I said something to (Belichick) after the game,” Godfrey said to NBCSports.com. “I told him, ‘You need to show some respect for the game.’ You just don’t do that. I don’t care how bad it is. You’re up 35 points and you’re still throwing deep? That’s no respect….

“You look at all the great head coaches … I’m just disappointed,” he said. “You gotta show some class, show some respect. Joe Gibbs? We wouldn’t have done that. Bill Walsh? You wouldn’t see those types of guys doing that stuff. I’ve never seen nothing like that. Most teams, you get up like that you sit on the ball and try to run the time out. They’re up 30-some points and they’re throwing deep. That was blatant disrespect. I hope we can see them again, definitely. You don’t see Joe Gibbs doing that. You can’t even imagine that kind of stuff coming from him. Joe Gibbs. Bill Walsh. Bill Parcells. This isn’t like college going for power rankings. This is the pros you show some respect, show some class.”

I think Godfrey should read why Jason wrote up above.


Oh and yes the Patriots absolutely only won because they were cheating by messing with the Skins’s headset receivers
. If only it were so.

P.S. Why David Macklin why? (via TBL)

Washington’s David Macklin on the sideline, while surrounded by towel-hoisting helpers, relieved himself into a Gatorade cup as fans gawked

P.P.S. As is his wont Agent Steinz has much more on this, including player quotes!

Quote of the Day

On Sunday’s Redskins victory over the Cardinals:

“I think of it as golf,you hit a ball one time bad off the tee, it hits a tree and you wind up in the middle of the fairway. You don’t spend much time grousing about the ball being in the middle of the fairway. But you do spend all that time complaining about the eight-footer that slides right by.

“I think we have had some eight-footers that slid by. But [today] the ball bounced off the tree and ended up in the middle of the fairway. You put the cover on the driver, march right down the fairway and act like that’s how you aimed it — just as you expected. And you move on. And that’s what we have to do.”

-Redskins guard Pete Kendall, quoted yesterday in Mike Wise’s column.

What was Kevin Millar doing?

So I’m at my stepmom’s house for dinner and to watch the game and I see a guy who looks really familiar walking out to throw out the ceremonial first pitch. Is that….? Couldn’t be. Wait, yes it is indeed one Kevin Millar, former Red Sox and CURRENT ORIOLE! Not only did he throw out the first pitch, he also read out the Red Sox lineup for Fox. What the hell was he doing? He plays for a rival team in the same division as the Red Sox, how in the world is that appropriate?

Here’s Roch:

Now that Kevin Millar has become a good-luck charm for the Red Sox, they want him to throw out the first drunk at Fenway Park,

And bat cleanup Wednesday.

The FOX promo didn’t bother me in the least, but I’d be curious to know whether Millar checked with the Orioles before taking part in last night’s opening ceremonies.

Maybe it’s all part of an agreement between the two teams. Mike Timlin could throw out the first pitch at Camden Yards on Opening Day.

I e-mailed manager Dave Trembley last night, asking for his reaction to the Millar controversy. I’m still waiting to hear back. And I’ll try to track down Millar today.

Manny Ramirez says it’s not the end of the world.

Did anyone doubt that a large chunk of Millar’s heart remains in Boston? That doesn’t mean he’s not loyal to the Orioles once the games begin. He wants to beat the Red Sox every time he steps on the field. But he was part of something very special there and always will be associated more closely with that organization.

Don Baylor cried when the Orioles traded him to Oakland. Rick Dempsey and Scott McGregor cried when the Yankees traded them to the Orioles.

None of them threw out the first pitch for their former teams, however. And Millar chose to come to Baltimore as a free agent. It was his decision.

I guess I’m OK with it if the Orioles are OK with it.

That’s what I’m trying to find out.

I too wonder if Millar checked with the O’s. And yeah I get it, he still loves Boston, but he chose to come to Baltimore, he wasn’t traded here. I kind of like Millar, I’ll be honest, (despite what I read about him in Seth Mnookin’s excellent Feeding the Monster), but this really pisses me off.

Here’s SC from Camden Chat:

Kevin Millar threw out the first pitch. Baltimore Oriole Kevin Millar went to Fenway Park to give the Red Sox mojo because he was a 2004 hero.

2632 noted that Bill Mueller did it last night. My response was, and is, that Bill Mueller is retired from active play. Millar is not. Millar is a member of a rival team of Boston’s. Millar should not be out there hugging Doug Mirabelli in front of God and everybody.

A typical, disgusting display!

Normally things like this don’t bother me, but what the hell is Kevin Millar doing out there rah-rahing a rival club? Are you kidding me? I hope he’s fined for conduct unbecoming an Oriole or some such made up garbage. I understand Kevbo still has friends on the Sox, and he says nice things about us, and in a week I won’t give a damn and I’ll go back to liking Millar just fine, but this is really sticking in my craw for some reason. It’s annoying, is what it is.

Have some pride in your current professional life, Kev. Stop living in the past. You are not a member of the Boston Red Sox. It’s over, dude. You are an Oriole. I understand how this might be difficult to deal with, but these pipe dreams of yours aren’t going to make your winter any shorter.

(P.S., Sharp designer jeans, though.)

Agree with everything he says (including the jeans bit). I’d suggest we ship Millar back to Boston but I don’t think they’d take him.

UPDATE
Right after posting this I saw that Roch had a Millar update. Here’s what he has to say:

An Orioles spokesman informed me that the Boston Red Sox contacted the club and sought permission to use Kevin Millar in the FOX promo and to have him throw out the ceremonial first pitch. Millar phoned team president Andy MacPhail and ran the ideas past him before agreeing. The Orioles are fine with it.

I don’t care that the Orioles said it was alright, I’m still not fine with it. You think the Red Sox are bringing back Johnny Damon to throw out any pitches? I think not.

I guess I like the Rockies

I have absolutely no interest in who wins this year’s World Series (Rockies or Indians/Red Sox) but the fact that the Rockies GM is a fellow Tar and their shortstop, probable Rookie of the Year Troy Tulowitzki, cites Cal Ripken as his idol makes me think I’ll be rooting for them to continue their incredible streak (21 wins in 22 games) in the Series.